Betty ford says i'm here all night
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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