His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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