Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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