Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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