When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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