I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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