i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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