But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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