I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Just puked most of my soul out..
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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