it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
So. Much. Porn.
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