I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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