Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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