I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
