Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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