ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
