arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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