it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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