Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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