I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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