spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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