kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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