I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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