No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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