TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
