We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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