thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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