never play flip cup with pint glasses
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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