he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Randomize
