There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Randomize