Buhtt sex?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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