Don't you send me to vm
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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