I heard we made out
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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