dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
