you're like a bully in the Christmas story
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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