I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
That was before I lit my hair on fire
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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