I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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