Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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