Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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