He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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