remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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