i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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