Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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