You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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