Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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