She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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