do herpes really smell.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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