If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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