When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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