they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Randomize
