ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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