If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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