It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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